CATDOLL : CATDOLL: What's so special about making trouble in the bridal chamber on the wedding night?

Eight Ways to Make Trouble in the Bridal Chamber

1. Hula dance: The hula can be worn according to the local conditions. The simplest one is to tear toilet paper into strips. Of course, we can't watch the bride dance. It's more sensational to leave this show to the groom, especially for fat grooms. When they twist their bodies, their flesh shakes. This...

2. Untying the Love Knot: Do not untie it with your hands, use your mouth! The Love Knot can be made by the guest, but it should not be too tight, otherwise it may make the newlyweds' chins ache. It is recommended to discard the rope after the knot is finished, unless you can tolerate the mixed saliva taste.

3. Smooth sailing: The wash basin is the river, the soap box is the boat, a match is inserted into the soap with the big end facing upwards, the newlyweds hold a string in their mouths, and a cigarette is tied in the middle of the string. Use the lit cigarette to light the match on the soap. This trick is a bit difficult and requires practice! Also pay attention to fire prevention!

4. Bees collecting honey: Put wedding candies on the bride's face, and the groom goes to collect honey. The groom can put two pillows under his armpits as wings, and must flap them. He can put a piece of sugar cane or something like that on the belt behind his buttocks as the stinger of a wasp, and recite the nursery rhyme we are all familiar with: Bees are buzzing, flying among the flowers... Use your mouth to take away all the candies on the bride, and if you need to increase the difficulty, you can consider peeling off the candy wrappers with your teeth.

5. Cross-dressing as the bride: It is of course the groom's job. Order the groom to wear the bride's charming and slim wedding dress. The groom's figure is definitely not as curvy as the bride's, so you can consider adding props to enhance the viewing experience. You can put on makeup if necessary. Light makeup is recommended. If you don't eat much for dinner, you can put on heavy makeup!

6. Perfection: Give full play to the couple's body language and literary expression skills, use their body structure to make a number from one to ten, and say a beautiful idiom for each number. This is not difficult, but I'm afraid someone will play a prank and ask them to make a Chinese number in capital letters...

7. Festive gongs and drums: Tie a pot lid to the newlyweds and beat them joyfully. Usually, people have a bridal chamber party at home. They tie the pot lid to the newlyweds, any part of the body, and they dance while banging each other. As long as everyone can hear the loud gongs and drums, you can consider playing music with a rhythm. R&B is popular now.

8. Eat the heart-shaped fruit: Use a rope to hang a fruit. If it is easier, use an apple. If it is more difficult, use peanuts or melon seeds. Let the newlyweds bite it open with their mouths, half for each person. If you want to make it meaningful, you can bite it into a heart shape! It is recommended to prepare more props.

Twenty-eight new tricks to disturb the bridal chamber

The bridal chamber prank is not only a joy for the bride and groom, but also a great opportunity for the friends and relatives who are making the bridal chamber prank to make some noise. They use all kinds of new tricks to make the bride and groom feel "stuck in a dilemma". The newest trick is the 28-style bridal chamber prank. The bride and groom have accepted it:

The first trick: Know everything about your family. On the wedding day, the bride is lightly dressed. When making trouble in the bridal chamber, the guests can find a way to let the newlyweds play the finger-guessing game with each other. The loser has to take off a piece of clothing or hand jewelry, until they can't take off any more.

The second trick: High-heeled glasses of wine. Instigate the bride to ask the groom to drink three glasses in a row in order to express her deep love for her, and find a way to make him use high heels to drink three glasses.

The third move: The Knights of the Round Table ask the bride and groom to take a stool and sit on the table to drink the wine of unity together.

The fourth trick: Apple of Love. In order to express endless love, the bride is required to peel an apple and feed it to the groom, but the apple peel must not be cut. If the peel is cut, the bride will be punished by kissing the groom for ten minutes.

The fifth trick: To make you look good, ask the groom to guess the color of the bride's underwear on the wedding night. If he guesses correctly, the bride will show off her treasures, just a little bit of it, which means she is right. If he guesses wrong, the groom will be asked to run around the bridal chamber three times wearing only underwear (naked is acceptable).

The sixth trick: Passionate ice cubes First, ask the groom to pick up the bride. Then, two or three friends pour the crushed ice cubes prepared in advance into the groom's arms. Then everyone hugs the couple together, so that the groom can enjoy the cold and jump up and down, so as to avoid excessive enthusiasm during the marriage consummation.

The seventh move: Ambush from all sides. Think of a way to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in a corner or closet that is not easily detected, then turn the pre-recorded tape of the alarm siren to the maximum volume, and play it at the right time to scare the newlyweds. The secret agents hiding in various places will flee together, shout and make a noise in the bridal chamber for a while, and then wish the newlyweds "a baby soon."

The eighth move: Love balloons: Place a few balloons under the bed sheet and ask the bride and groom to lie down together to express their steadfast love and willingness to face adversity together.

The ninth move: Chocolate cheongsam: The female guest of honor puts chocolates into the bride's cheongsam (the bride of course sits down), and then asks the groom to pick up all the chocolates, not a single one can be left behind, otherwise the groom is asked to retrieve them one by one with his mouth.

The tenth move: Crispy Chocolate: A female friend uses chocolate juice to squeeze a heart-shaped sweet liquid on the bride's chest, and then asks the groom to lick it in public to show their love.

Tip 11: Lock the bridal chamber. Lock the door of the bridal chamber in advance and hide the key somewhere or on a good friend. Then let the groom look for it. Every time he fails to find the key, the bride must let the guest kiss it once until he finds it.

Twelve tricks: The fruit of a mistaken love is to deliberately put a borrowed baby from another family on the bed to create a brief misunderstanding.

Tip 13: An old love reenacts the most realistic and original scene when asking the newlyweds to propose in public.

The fourteenth move: Warn the runaway wife to hide the bride somewhere, and the groom will then look for her until she is found, and then he will allow her to enter the bridal chamber.

The fifteenth move: To keep old feelings going, the newlyweds are required to each confess the number, appearance, and past experiences of their boyfriends and girlfriends, otherwise they are not allowed to sleep together.

The 16th move: The groom is asked to guess the bride’s correct lunar birth date. If he gets it wrong, he will be a horse for the bride to ride.

The 17th move: Be speechless. Buy a copy of "Watching Jokes" published by Horn Press and test the newlyweds with the innovative riddles in it. If they can't answer, the male guests will each kiss the bride for one minute.

The 18th move: Ask questions with gestures. The game of "gestures" tests the tacit understanding between the two parties. The more embarrassing the questions, the better. For example: Are you both still virgins? Her measurements? Do you love me? I am wearing red today, I went to bed at 8:00, you are very beautiful today (no condom needed), etc.

Tip 19: The Black Mole of Love I heard that the bride has a mole three centimeters above her belly button. I wonder if it is true. Can the groom reveal the answer to the bride?

Tip 20: Reenact yesterday's date and ask the newlyweds to reenact the date scene in front of everyone, including kissing, hugging, holding hands and other actions, until the guests are satisfied.

Move 21: Write a poem in seven steps. Use the head to toe and the organs of the body as the topic. Two people take turns to write poems or lyrics, such as chest: have a plan in mind. The examiner is the guest. If the guest is not satisfied with the answer, he can ask the other party to kiss that part!

Move 22: Pepper Flying: Mix pepper powder into the fireworks in advance. When the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, set off the fireworks. The consequences will be disastrous.

Move 23: The groom is required to hold the bride's three measurements with his arms, and only if they are exactly correct will he pass. If any of the measurements is wrong, the groom will be punished to hold the bride in his arms from the front, and walk around the bridal chamber three times, mouth to mouth.

Twenty-fourth move: Spring mud protects the flower. In order to show the groom's love for the bride, the groom is required to wrap both of them with a big scarf in public and change the bride into simple home clothes. If there is anything wrong with the clothes, the groom will be fined three cups of wine.

Twenty-fifth move: Love candy: The groom needs to use his mouth to pick up wedding candies (soft candies) and give them to the bride to eat. A total of thirty pieces must be eaten. Of course, the groom can help the bride eat them. If the groom does not want to eat them, other men can take his place!

The 26th move: Three-inch Golden Lotus requires the groom to guess how long the bride's feet are. If he guesses wrong, he is required to wear new high heels and walk around the bridal chamber three times.

Twenty-seventh move: Springs represent love. In order to show that the groom is strong and capable of managing the household in the future, the groom is required to carry the bride into the bridal chamber and walk five circles on the spring bed. The bride is not allowed to fall off. If the groom is not strong enough, another man can do it for him.

Twenty-eighth move: Love song singing: Prepare a few happy love songs, and let the guests take the lead in singing, and then the bride and groom will take over. If the one who sings wrong or can't sing, the bride will be punished by a male guest kissing her, and the groom will be punished by drinking three glasses of wine, YA!

Seven Modern Ways to Make Fun of the Bridal Chamber

There is a custom of making trouble in the bridal chamber in China. In the past, since many newlyweds were not familiar with each other or even did not know each other before marriage, they might feel uncomfortable to live in the same space on the wedding night. Making trouble in the bridal chamber can undoubtedly help newlyweds eliminate barriers and break the shyness through public games. Today, making trouble in the bridal chamber is mainly to express blessings to the newlyweds. There is a degree to making trouble in the bridal chamber, so we have abandoned many vulgar and boring games. In addition, I hope you can read more about the correct methods, have a basic understanding in your mind, and you will be much more comfortable in dealing with it.

Take chopsticks

Put a pair of chopsticks in a wine bottle, with only a short part exposed, and let the bride and groom use all their strength to take out the chopsticks with their lips, which is actually a kiss. The correct method is that kissing in public always makes people feel uncomfortable, and it is reasonable to let the lady take the chopsticks first. The man can just pretend to move closer and keep his heart moving without moving his mouth.

Eat an apple

Tie an apple with an elastic rope and hang it at the height of the bride and groom's mouths, and ask them to work together to eat the apple. If the method is not right, the groom's mouth will be opened to the limit, and the apple will spin around and he can't bite it off, which is really annoying. The correct method is that the bride should try her best to hold the apple with her teeth at the beginning, and wait until the groom gets the apple and it becomes smaller, then the bride can eat it.

Light a match

Insert the matches on the red dates and float them in a basin of water. Tie a lit cigarette in the middle of a red string, with the two ends held by the newlyweds. The two move forward and backward, and work together to light the matches in the basin with the cigarette. The correct method is to hold your breath while doing it, and use solid teeth skills and vision to achieve success.

Pincer

Prepare a plate of glass marbles, and let the bride and groom each hold a pair of chopsticks, and pick out the marbles together. You may also ask several couples present to compete with the newlyweds, and the laggards will perform a show. The correct method is that the two chopsticks can also form a flat surface, and you can deal with the marbles like a spoon to scoop up dumplings, and you will naturally win.

Poetry Competition

If several brides and grooms love literature, then invite them to have an idiom relay competition. First, the groom recites an idiom, and then the bride recites it again, and so on. The one who can't continue is judged as the loser, and the loser performs a show. The correct way is to read more in daily life.

Saxi bed

Spreading the wedding bed is a game performed by the groom's sister-in-law during the wedding night. It is now popular in the suburbs of Shanghai. The sister-in-law holds a tray with red paper on it, and puts chestnuts, dates, peanuts, and laurels. The bride sits on the bed, and the sister-in-law grabs the dried fruits and scatters them on the bed, singing some little tunes while scattering. The people in the wedding night also echo the voice, and the laughter and joy in the bridal chamber continue all night, with waves of laughter and playfulness rising one after another. The correct way is to get close to the sister-in-law in daily life.

Blowing out candles

Light two candles and place them on the table. The bride and groom should cover their eyes with a cloth and stand facing each other. Start to blow out the candles? Of course not. Quickly replace the candles with a bowl of flour. 1, 2, 3, blow. The flour will fly up and the two of them will become white, which means they will grow old together. The correct way is to give everyone a little face, pretend to be stupid even if you know the secret, and blow softly.